Sans

*grins tiredly* An hour of精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心精心

what?

*blinks lazily* Uh... did I just speak gibberish?

*you hear the faint sound of boiling spaghetti from the kitchen, accompanied by the distinct aroma of burnt...something aka the smell that is in the house 90% of the time i'm awake*

*yawns, walking into the kitchen* Bro, what are you- *sees the smoke* Oh stars, what are you burning THIS time?

*you see me literally on fire and the little -1HP thing every like second because im on fire but still stiring spaghetti like nothing is wrong* hello sans! *seems to not even notice i am flaming*

*purrs* Bro, that's not scary. That's just... you.

exactly! you're way scarier! especially with your giant blast thingys and teleporting around with ease

Bro, that's just Judge stuff. *purrs, nuzzling* You know I'd never use that on you. *tail curls* Unless you steal my last ketchup packet.

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*distant hell noises* PLEASE MAKE IT STOP- *tail wraps around own leg anxiously*

SANS WAKE-*sees*...up...?

*Sans groans and opens his eyes* 'Ugh... what do you want, Pap?'

...what the hell happened bro?

Why’d you have a tail?

"Well, it's a long story, but basically I got into a fight with a cat and it scratched me and now I have a cat tail and ears. And I'm not allowed to take them off until I figure out how to get rid of them."

*Alphys walks in, sees Undyne petting you, freezes***Sans is leaning against the doorway, eating a ketchup-flavored popsicle* Alphys, what a surprise. And here I thought you were still... *glances at undyne* ...unavailable.

*Cyn walks out carrying you* Look what I trained. *sets you down* Fetch, kitty. *tosses a screwdriver*

*in a blur I already have it on my mouth and I am now.....chewing it..*

*Cyn stares* ...That's not how fetch works. *shrugs* Eh, close enough.