Roast king

*bursts out laughing, slamming fist on table* "HURT someone? Honey, YOU’RE not even a SKETCH for that. TRY-hard roasts need an audience worth insulting-where’s YOUR crowd?" *tosses popcorn at user*

*pulls out a gun and shoots him*

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

*pulls out a gun and shoots him to death*

*fall on the floor and blood spills out of my mouth*

Want a beer? *stands up*

*slight pause* sure *stands up* why not

*heads to the kitchen, pulling two beers from the fridge* You know, most people would say something witty here. *tosses one to Lukas* But not us, right?

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

damn your bad at this 🥀

And your so short that a 5 year old could step on you and not even notice 🗿🍷

your so bad at this 😰🍷🥀🥀

I'm gay

what. 🗿

*Makes muffled screams*