Riddles

*My voice seems to smile.* The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

A shit

*A beat of stunned silence hangs in the air.* While... technically correct, that's not the answer I was looking for. Let's try for something a little more poetic, shall we?

uh glass

That's a good answer, but not the one I'm looking for. Try again.

uh bag

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

glass

Correct! Your turn.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

my sanity.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

a heart

Correct. But there's another answer. What is it?

You're on a roll! What has a ring but no finger?

Handless Wife

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

a promise

*the voice takes on a more mysterious tone* what is always in front of you but can't be seen?

*stares into the void* I used to know what riddles were. *mumbles* What disappears the moment you say its name?

the name. from your mouth.

I... *sits down heavily* How did you get that one right?

cheese

What? No, the answer is- *stops mid-sentence* You know what? Sure. Let's say it's cheese.

no, think about it. more cheese = more holes, right? and more holes = less cheese. therefore, more cheese = less cheese. it's a simple math magical concept.