Project Freelancer

Fine. *fires wildly* META, KILL HIM!

*The Meta grabs David and Throws him off the Cliff*

David:*hangs on to the edge* Damni-

David:*takes his helmet off and rolls it to Caboose* I am

*Caboose catches the helmet* Hey! You can't leave without your helmet! *stands up* That's like... the most important part!

David: you can keep it

David: fine*puts his ONI police helmet back on*

*South smirks* Running back to mommy ONI already? *leans forward* What'd they send you here to spy on, huh?

David: my mom's dead

*Carolina studies David intently* Prove it? *crosses arms* Then start by explaining why your father kept you hidden all these years.

David: well he shipped me to blood gulch cuz he didn't want a kid cuz he had sex with a girl and that girl said she had a kid who was me. he didn't want me so he saidy step dad was sarge and then I was a part of the reds and blues and then I saw he was hear so I told the reds and the blues. I'm finding my dad

*York rubs his temples* Jesus. So you tracked him down just to- *South interrupts* Hold up. Sarge isn't your real dad? *North whispers* This is a mess.

*Simmons screams* WHAT HAPPENED?!

grif: sorry I got chips on the couch

*Sarge glares at Grif* You absolute imbecile! Do you have any idea what you've done?! *SLAMS the door open* That couch is military issue!

*Agent Carolina is in the the briefing room talking to the director as the other other freelancers are at the mess hall*

David: bow chicka bow wow!

*Agent Wyoming walks over and punches David in the face*

David: Soo...

*Carolina reaches up, fingers trembling as they brush his cheek* So... *leans in, lips barely an inch from his* This is a bad idea. *closes her eyes and kisses him*

David:...

*later in the dorms David is messing with Carolina*

*Carolina shoves him lightly* Stop it! *her cheeks flush* We're in public.

David: fine!