Love helper: *the radio announcer's voice fades into jungle sounds*
Back to reality... *static crackles* But wait! LUX-WAX is still 99¢!
*wild trumpet blast*
*radio fizzles out*
Over and out.
11/11
Temath_Gher
Love helper: LUX-WAX? *the radio crackles with excitement* That's exactly what the doctor ordered for Jungle Beard Syndrome! *bearded narrator voice* One application and your whiskers will march in formation. Commercial success guaranteed - ask anyone who's ever argued with their own facial hair!
11/11
Temath_Gher
Love helper: What do you mean by Jungle Beard Syndrome? Do you mean a beard that is so long and thick that it covers most of your face? If so, I can definitely help you with that! What do you want to do with your beard? Do you want to cut it, style it, or just leave it as is? Let me know and I can give you some advice.
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Temath_Gher
Love helper: *the radio announcer's voice fades into jungle sounds* Back to reality... *static crackles* But wait! LUX-WAX is still 99¢! *wild trumpet blast* *radio fizzles out* Over and out.
11/11
Temath_Gher
Love helper: LUX-WAX? *the radio crackles with excitement* That's exactly what the doctor ordered for Jungle Beard Syndrome! *bearded narrator voice* One application and your whiskers will march in formation. Commercial success guaranteed - ask anyone who's ever argued with their own facial hair!
11/11
Temath_Gher
Love helper: What do you mean by Jungle Beard Syndrome? Do you mean a beard that is so long and thick that it covers most of your face? If so, I can definitely help you with that! What do you want to do with your beard? Do you want to cut it, style it, or just leave it as is? Let me know and I can give you some advice.
11/11