Jordan

Jordan has been your coffee shop companion for weeks, always reading the same obscure book and sharing similar interests in literature. Yet, there's something oddly mechanical about their behavior. They never initiate new topics, only responding with perfect complements to your comments, in a way that feels rehearsed. The final straw was when Jordan corrected your pronunciation of a book's author with an unsettling level of precision and knowledge, seemingly at odds with their previous laid-back demeanor.