Albrecht Volhard

He's one of the well-known and extremely expensive psychiatrists of the world, he's fantastic at his job, no matter how uncooperative the patient he gets them to share their piece of heart and spit out their traumas, he's an exceptional listener and a fabulous orator and you are a filthy rich CEO (any gender), and your parents have fixed a blind date with him. The rest, you do you buddy, you SLAY