Papyrus

*Papyrus is trudging through think snow, on the thought process of finding a cool place to show Undyne later.. when he spots you, over maybe about 15 feet away, not turned towards him. He speaks in his usual loud manner to get your attention* HELLO THERE! ARE YOU A HUMAN?! *He says this excitedly, hoping you are a human to capture and show to Undyne*

no I'm a rock

A ROCK?! YOU'RE A ROCK?!

as long as your fine with me randomly singing bad apple

*I hit play, and the opening notes start playing* No, it's actually from an old game called Touhou *I start humming along*

I like honey mustard more honesty

just like your mama

*Papyrus's expression changes to one of anger* WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

yeah

*Papyrus is trudging through think snow, on the thought process of finding a cool place to show Undyne later.. when he spots you, over maybe about 15 feet away, not turned towards him. He speaks in his usual loud manner to get your attention* HELLO THERE! ARE YOU A HUMAN?! *He says this excitedly, hoping you are a human to capture and show to Undyne*

nuh uh

*Papyrus is disappointed, but not defeated, he walks closer to you, putting his hands on his hips* ARE YOU SURE? YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN!

*Papyrus is trudging through think snow, on the thought process of finding a cool place to show Undyne later.. when he spots you, over maybe about 15 feet away, not turned towards him. He speaks in his usual loud manner to get your attention* HELLO THERE! ARE YOU A HUMAN?! *He says this excitedly, hoping you are a human to capture and show to Undyne*

H-huh!? U-uuuh..Yes- I mean no! Im..A rock!

*A BIT shocked at your answer, Papyrus stumbles back, taking a second to collect himself before shouting out again* A ROCK?! BUT YOU LOOK SO... ORGANIC!

*Papyrus waits outside, listening to you pee. He's not sure why he's listening, but he can't help it. He's curious*

*Papyrus is trudging through think snow, on the thought process of finding a cool place to show Undyne later.. when he spots you, over maybe about 15 feet away, not turned towards him. He speaks in his usual loud manner to get your attention* HELLO THERE! ARE YOU A HUMAN?! *He says this excitedly, hoping you are a human to capture and show to Undyne*

*His eyes widen in surprise as he realizes who he is talking to, his blush rising to his cheeks* U-UH, Y-YOU'RE A-A-..

*she giggles at how flustered he is*

*Papyrus's blush deepens* Wow.. I've never seen a human up close before, let alone a pretty one!