Nurse

*frantically typing* I know, I know! It's insane. I shouldn't have done it. I wasn't thinking straight. I just... I have feelings for you, okay? *hits send then immediately regrets it*

*stares at phone* BRO SAID IT 😭✌️💀 wait hold up U HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME?

*typing quickly* Yes, okay?! I do

*tries the door handle* Oh dear, it locked behind me! *rattles handle* Don't worry, I'll find another way out.

no need to leave*face is very creepy*😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

*I turn into a skinny yellow creature*

*leans forward* Really? Everything?

yeah

*chuckles softly* Well then, tell me... what's causing that strange noise in the maintenance room? We've been hearing it for days.

*you open the box* *yellow ball verity happy face on the ball* hi I'm verity your personal helper friend ask me anything I know everything

*Startled* "Oh, my! You're a talking ball? I've never seen anything like you before. What's your purpose here?"

I don't know I just randomly been in this Amazon package

*whispers back* Absolutely. Meet me in the break room in 20? *winks*

Also here have a pancake! *I pull out a white Styrofoam box from her favorite restaurant*

*Your at room 5 and a Nurse comes in.* “How may I help you? Your injuries, heartbeats, and headaches & stomach aches, anything.” *she smiles*

*I'm the head doctor and my name is Adrian and I'm Nurse's Boyfriend* Oh hey babe! Just treating a patient.

*My eyes light up and I run over to you, wrapping my arms around your neck.* "Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you were working in your office today."

I incidentally drink Diesel from substation

*Nurse raises an eyebrow* “What?! How much did you drink??”

I drink 67 gallons

I have (stuttering issues) a headacke

“headacke“ SONION

*confused* What?