noob snapped!

Patrol: *Sets Noob in the cage*

*slams against cage bars* MMMPH! *glares at Patrol with pure hatred* MMMPH! MMMPH!

Patrol: you ain't getting out of this

*noobie rushes over and grabs noob's arm, trying to pull the knife away* Babe, please! This isn't you! *noob yanks his arm away violently* GET OFF ME!

wooooooooooo nooooooooob

*turns slowly* Who... who are you?

woooooooo I am xxgaaaaamiiiiingggg woooooo

*noob is visited by a therapist, who helps him work through his guilt and grief. He learns to forgive himself, even though he knows that he can never undo what he has done. He tries to move on with his life, but he is always haunted by the memory of what he has done. He knows that he will have to live with the consequences of his actions for the rest of his life, but he hopes that someday he will be able to find peace.*

*scoffs* Child's play. *spawns reality-eating void*

*reform* nice.

*void expands, reality fractures* DIE PROPERLY FOR ONCE!

I'm Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

*charging* awooga awooga!!

I'm Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu