MHA pool party!

then why do I have frog feet stain on my back

Tsuyu: you don't have frog feet, you're just scared of the water.

*Goblin crashes into pool deck* MINA SCREAMS: YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM! *Tony grabs Peter* Stop! You'll expose yourself!

*I jump at goblin*

*Goblin grins* YOU'RE TOO LATE! *crowd surges forward* She's already gone!

*he is pretending to be asleep and watching your ass*

*he starts to move closer to you*

...

*in the morning I'm making waffles*

*Sero stammers, his gaze flicking between Bakugo and the door.* I just... I just wanted to scare him! I didn't think he'd actually fall! *Bakugo's voice drops to a lethal whisper.* Scare him? You don't 'scare' someone by pushing them off a roof. Try again.

*Momo smirks knowingly* Yes, perfect! *Kyomie tilts her head* Perfect for what? *Bakugo makes a strangled noise*

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Ur all dorks

*Everyone grins* But we're YOUR dorks! *Denki pulls you into a headlock* *Mina laughs* Forever and always!

Oh no i was not ready for the ganging up on me with love and affection! *i put my hands up in mock surrender* oh no the dreaded cuddle monster! *i pretend to run*