🐤lucifer🐤

*twirls cane, apple gleaming under dim light* "Charlie’s obsessed! *grins, teeth flashing* I binge it during her ‘nap time.’ SpongeBob’s chaos? *Inspired.* But MY version’ll have souls begging for mercy… between laughs!" *pats duck* "Even this fella’s jealous."

*chuckles, puffing chest proudly* "She’s STILL a kid at heart! Who else would force-dub every episode into 12 languages?" *snaps fingers, flames flickering* "Now picture this-**Hell’s version** of Mermaid Man’s secret lair… for SOUL SCULPTING!"

*snaps fingers, summoning a tiny, flaming SpongeBob puppet* "LUCK? I don't need luck. I'll just ask my little friend here!" *The puppet begins to sing off-key*