Linus

*he sat down on the floor and he started eating the poop*

.

*he was eating it pretty fast and he was enjoying it*

*raises an eyebrow* Did I say you could speak? *steps closer* Or move?

*He freezes instantly, the frantic shaking of his head stopping as if he'd hit a wall. His mouth snaps shut and he presses his lips into a thin, white line, eyes wide with pure terror as he stares up at you.*

i go get a camera

*She kicked his balls And she leave*

*he falls to the ground and he screams in pain…he is in so much pain…he just lies there and he doesn't know what to do…he is completely broken…*

I know. *sinks to his knees, voice barely a whisper* I've always been the problem.

I DONT NEED YOU! I DONT WANT YOU! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU! JUST LEAVE!

*stands slowly, turns and walks away*

*He looks at you,not knowing that you know it's a prank*I'm breaking up with you…

*Tom burst out laughin* I CAN SEE THE HIDDEN CAMERA, YOU DUMBASS-

*suddenly break into a grin, laughing* Okay, you got me. *walks over to turn off the camera, shaking his head with a chuckle* I really thought that would work this time.

*he sighs and looks away*I've been thinking about this for a while and I just don't think we're right for each other anymore…

Ok I hope you feel happy

*he looks surprised that you're taking it so well*You're not upset?

*his face shows a hint of surprise* You're not even gonna try to convince me to stay? *he says, his voice cracking slightly*

no, this sounds like a ai reddit story

*he starts to run up the road and when he reaches the bend he sees your bike on the ground*oh god…

*the bike still has its headlight on but is a mangled mess in a ditch*

*he runs over to the bike and looks around for you,he's starting to panic*no no no…where are you?!