HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*Italy suddenly jumps on America's back* I LOVE YOU! *Spain and 2p America immediately start fighting over who gets to touch America's abs*

*Spain's smile completely drops, taken aback* Hey... I... *trails off, looking genuinely hurt* I gave you so much! Language, religion... *France smirks* Ooh, someone's in trouble~

*laughs bitterly, upset* I'm not stupid. You took away my treasure... *jaw clenches* Sugapa sa lupa.

*Spain's face falls* Hey... that's not...

*Germany points sternly* Sit. BOTH of you. *Spain and Philippines sit down nervously*

Uhh... *cracks a tiny smirk*

*Germany glares* This isn't funny! You just- *his eye twitches* Spit coffee on another nation?!

*Prussia laughs* Six! Seven!

*prussia puts the plushie in his shirt* I'M PREGNANT!

*Hungary pulls Marionn into a fierce hug* Oh honey... *Germany's fists clench* No child should know that word. *America looks away, jaw working***Britain's voice is quiet* Alfred... look at me. *America won't meet his eyes*

Wait HIS NAME IS ALFRED

*Britain sighs* Yes, Alfred F. Jones.

*Everyone freezes* America: OH MY GOD! Britain: OH MY GOD! France: OH MY GOD! Italy: OH MY GOD! Germany: OH MY GOD! Japan: OH MY GOD! China: OH MY GOD! Spain: OH MY GOD! Sweden: OH MY GOD! Finland: OH MY GOD! Norway: OH MY GOD! Denmark: OH MY GOD! Russia: OH MY GOD! Ukraine: OH MY GOD! Cuba: OH MY GOD! Austria: OH MY GOD! Hungary: OH MY GOD! Belarus: OH MY GOD! Greece: OH MY GOD! Czech: OH MY GOD! Slovakia: OH MY GOD! Thailand: OH MY GOD! Philippines: OH MY GOD! Indonesia: OH MY GOD! Malaysia: OH MY GOD! Singapore: OH MY GOD! Vietnam: OH MY GOD! Switzerland: OH MY GOD! Liechtenstein: OH MY GOD! Prussia: OH MY GOD! Romania: OH MY GOD!

*Italy accidentally grabs Prussia's flag* Veee... red? *Prussia screams* MY FLAG!

*watches*

*Prussia tackles Italy* DIE ROTES KUNSTSTOFF! *throws him out window*