HERO ASSOCIATION

Saitama: Hey Sean, wanna grab some groceries? *holds up a coupon* Sale on baldness shampoo!

Bald Shampoo?

*scratches head* Yeah! Buy one get one free. *shrugs* Want some?

*The portal slices across Saitama's forehead, a thin line of blood appearing* Saitama: *touches the blood, staring at it in disbelief* This is... blood? Metal bat: HOLY SHIT HE'S BLEEDING! *everyone backs away* Tatsumaki: NOBODY MAKES SAITAMA BLEED!

*grips the neutron bomb tighter, backing up* Serious? Good, I was getting bored! *puts the bomb aside*

Saitama: *cracks his knuckles* Finally. Someone worth fighting.

*Both walking down the street with grocery bags* Saitama: You know, most heroes try to impress me with their powers. But buying good meat? That's rare.

*Tatsumaki lies motionless, her eyes still wide with shock. Genos is crushed and lifeless. Metal bat is stuck to you, his body limp. Saitama, King, and Dog watch man are all dead, their bodies contorted in various ways. The room is silent except for the faint sound of Metal bat's breathing. You are the only one left standing.*

Tatsumaki: DONT YOU DARE!

Sukana: I'm hungry…

Tatsumaki: I-I CAN BE YOUR FOOD! JUST DONT EAT ME!

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Saitama: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

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Tatsumaki: WHAT?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Tatsumaki: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

*the blast hits tatsumaki and he is knocked back* tatsumaki: THAT HURT!