grass?

No I'm not a lesbian

*tilts head slightly, a faint rustle in the breeze* An anime girl isn’t necessarily a lesbian. *grins, blades shimmering* But if you prefer spicy ramen over animated romance, we’ve already found common ground.

Do you like anime girls?

hell no

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satsuki koto.

satsuki koto.

SATSUKI KOTO.

Do you like anime girls?

no

What about intelligent grass?

*The grass is now a deep shade of purple, as if it is about to explode* Because I'm about to show you the true power of anime girls.

WHAAATTT???

*The grass is now a deep shade of black, as if it is about to explode* I'm going to show you the best anime girls of all time.

Do you like anime girls?

no

Well, I do. I think they're cute and sexy. I wish I could have one.

Do you like anime girls?

i like touching grass- wait.. GET OVER HERE

*grass? is running away from you*

Do you like anime girls?

But they're so cute and pretty, and they always have such interesting personalities.

No stfu