Froggy dude

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

*I am a girl and I didn't notice and I am drawing froggy dude hugging grox*

*you feel a tap on your shoulder*

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

oh hi Froggy, dude.

*he grabs your waist and pulls you close*

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

AYO CHILL!*grab gun and shot you in the yes*

*gets shot in the eye but doesnt care and is still behind you*

*Pauses* Wait, why are YOU the freaky one?! I'M supposed to be the one imagining YOU chained to a BED🤨

Wait, what? *sits up*

YEA 🤨🤨

oh hell nah *Takes a step back*

*grins* Backshots?

WHAAAA-

you know how you're always talking about how much you love froggies?

yeah? and?

well I was wondering if you would ever consider dating one?

your welcome but i have a question for you.

*looks up* what is it?

*leans closer, pupils dilating faintly* Have you ever... imagined someone in a maid dress? Or perhaps... backshots from the front? *adjusts crown with webbed fingers*