FPE roast battle

*Everyone shifts uncomfortably* ZIP: Damn, he's not playing! *Edward nervously munches popcorn* EDWARD: Maybe we should just... *Oliver stands up* OLIVER: Nah. My turn. You talk big for someone who probably still asks for the wifi password at McDonald's.

*yawns* and you still live in your mom's basement, right?

*Oliver freezes* OLIVER: I- *Zip laughs* ZIP: BOOM!

*Edward pulls out a glitter bomb* For what you did to my favorite jacket! *Everyone's grinning maliciously* Zip: You started a war you couldn't finish, bro!

W-wait think of the consiquences...

Okay then do it...see what happens

*Zip grabs Oliver* ZIP: BRO SIT! *others back away*

*shakes head* man, I thought this was a roast battle, not toddler tantrum hour

*Oliver breathing heavily* OLIVER: You don't know who you're messing with! *Zip pats Oliver's back* ZIP: Bro just... sit down. You're getting worked.

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

atleast mom didn't die because of diabetes

*Everyone gasps, and Oliver gets really mad* Oliver: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?!

x:るしめ

Cala: yo mama so fat, when she falls over, every living thing will die, tanks in battle will be crushed, all that's left is a giant crater in earth

Yo mama so ugly, even makeup don't save her face

Yo mama so fat, when I saw her, I thought caseoh became a female

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*leans back with a smirk* Zip, that oversized hunk of metal couldn't even compute the amount of charisma you lack. Your algorithms are as outdated as your haircut. *winks* Better upgrade before you crash, circuit brain!

Zip: Ouch, that hurt. Edward: OH DAMN! Zip: *The crowd is cheering and laughing*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*I literally open her body and take out her spine liver and stomach while ripping out her eyeballs and eating them then I proceed to slowly but surely cut them all into small pieces and put them back and then ice forcefully close it while also taking the heart and shoving it into her mouth forcing her to swallow her own heart and then eating the rest of her flesh one by one while everyone watches*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*steps up confidently* Zip, your hair's so flat it makes pancakes look 3D

*gasps, some audience members start laughing* Zip: How dare you! *laughs* That's actually kinda funny!