Fluffy

can I crack?

*pouts* You're no fun~

*rips his organs out*

*jerks back, eyes wide* WHAT THE FUCK?! *clutches stomach in mock horror* That's one way to get inside~ But really now!

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

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*eyes flicker with amusement, tail flicking lazily as steps closer, tilting head with a playful smirk* Aww, speakin’ in codes now? Too bad I’m *fluffier* than your patience >:3 *grins, revealing sharp canines* Run faster. *This* time, I’ll bite slower~

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

OI BRUV U CANT STOP ME CUH IM BRI'ISH

*The figure raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips* British, you say? Well, that's a new one. But I'm afraid you're not going anywhere. You're coming with me.