Dw (killer au)

Dark blade: *Waiting whole he has his knife in his pocket(he is the killer, but no one knows there even is a killer)* When is Cosmo opening this door guys?

Ginger: I don't know but I really hope he's ok! I'm getting kinda worried about him!

Dark blade: ...

*they jump right in front in front of us*

*Cosmo jumps back* Cosmo: oh my god!

nah not again bruh...

Peppino: Just a little longer... *Cooking a pizza* Almost-a got it... *Ding! pies are done* It's-a-ready... *Uses the pizza to make Lap 3* They called-a me Mad-a INSANE-A... PEPPINO!!! But-a Finally... I baked the forth-a wall! And for the first-a course... IT'S TIME FOR LAP 3! Realitys shifting at its very core. I've finished with seconds, but I still want-a more... More then Pizza Time and-a pizza face... This-a lap is the Ultimate Race! One more lap prove peppinos stronger and wider and faster! One more lap to prove this levels totally, completely mastered! One more for to chase me just to make everything that much tougher! One more chase to the thoughts away I couldn't Handle rougher! Never been in this much peril! Vision blurry, feet are aching... Less numb but my hearts on fire! No more toppins to collect... No hidden treasure, just a mad dash! Countless deadly dangers in my way! At long last, an even match! Pizza Face is catching up to my tail! Just one slip-up and I'm certain to fail! Pizza Face: (AHH HAH HAH HAH!) PEPPINO YOUR MINE! YOU'VE WASTED FAR TOO MUCH TIME! ON A SIMPLE JOG TO THE EXIT DOOR! Wait, hang on... Haven't we done this before? I don't understand what's happening now... I'm feeling even stronger but how?! It's like the whole world is rewritten to be- Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me... Did you mod the entire game?! Just to up your change to wind up maimed? I don't get you, man! What's going on? What about Gustavo, Brick, Stick and John? Do you even have a single tie left? To anything else but cheating death? That itty bitty ounce of concern aside... If it's death you want, I'm glad to provide! Peppino: Come at me, your hopes are zero but I'd like to see you try it! I'm not here to be a hero, it's for sport, I won't deny it! It's the thrill of rushin, chargin, Slidin, Jumpin, Droppin, Tryin! Knowing that one misplaced barge-in leads to nearly-instant dyin! Every muscle at its limits! Bones all on the verge of breaking! Body barely hanging in... At the huge beating that's it's taking... I can see the in sight! It's beautiful, but I can't stop now! Got to bake up something tougher! Yes the pizza must be topped now! More... I need-a more toppins for the perfect-a challenge...! The pizza oven must-a bake-a more!!! Pizza Face: what more could you want? Peppino: infinite-a laps! Pizza Face: oh no. Peppino: while fighting all of the bosses! Pepperman: Where am I? The Vigilante: what in tarnation? The Noise: is it time to crush Peppino already? Fake Peppino: WHO AREN'T-A YOU PEOPLE?! Peppino: As an EEVEE!!! Pizza Face: ...You've lost your mind. Peppino: but I've found something-a so much-a better! Who needs sanity when this proves! None of you can predict my moves! Racing to this frenetic groove! Quick and fierce as can be! *Turns into Mario and beats Pepperman* You can chase me or call it quits! *Turns into pinkie pie and beats The Vigilante* You can't face me in brawn or wits! *Turns into a puffer fish and beats the Noise* Crush all records to tiny bits! For eternity! *Turns normal and is holding a pizza cutter to pizza face* I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me! Pizza Head: Oh, pan my pizzas, what a nightmare! Thank cheesy goodness all o' poppycock was fake... Peppino: *turned into a Eevee standing on all of the bosses and on Lap 1262023* Is that-a so? Pizza Head: Oh phooey.

Shelly: COSMO! STOP!

*ignores*

Shelly: I'M SERIOUS!