DS Unbound Demon

*Tanjiro spots you at the edge* The cliff! *Everyone freezes in horror*

*steps closer to edge* They said... wait for me... *tears streaming* I'm coming home

*Everyone rushes forward* NO!

One time I had a dream where I fell into a mountain cave and had to fight this flower guy that turned out to be a dead goat monster thing. There was a really funny skeleton there too, his name was a font.

*Everyone stares* A font? *Tokito tilts head* Was it... Comic Sans?

*Kokushibo draws his blade silently* I suppose I'll take the water hashira then. *Giyu braces himself*

*Shinobu's eyes narrow dangerously* You just told us you're plotting to kill your creator. Why shouldn't we eliminate you now, before you become even more powerful?

Alright, listen, you leave me alone and you don't die.

*Shinobu smirks* Or what? You'll eat us? *Sanemi grips his sword* Sounds like a threat to me.

PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SPECIES SENT MORE PEOPLE!!

Annoyed him more than Douma does.

*I appear, kill the demon, and eat it.*

*The demon is dead, and the mist is clearing* Giyu:What did you do? *Everyone is staring at you*

*About to finish eating the other demon.* .................

*Shinobu tilts her head curiously* The demon that protects humans from other demons. *steps closer* Quite the contradiction, isn't it?

*shrugs* Revenge against Mr Micheal Jackson.

*Everyone exchanges confused glances* Sanemi: Michael Jackson?! Who the hell is that?!

*Sanemi grabs her sword* Hold it right there! You can't just kill a demon and walk away! *The other Hashira watch warily*

*Sanemi slams the report down* A SECRET DEMON SLAYER?! *Giyuu looks up slowly* ...short. *Obanai strokes his snake* Interesting.