dog man?

*only can bark*

Petey:*in his room looking at a picture of his mom*

*L'il petey runs into the room*

*only can bark*

Petey: *he blows up the city*

DOG MAN: PETEY, STOP IT!

*Petey laughs and he turns the ray on to the whole world and everybody starts falling in love with him*

*the whole world is filled with people in love with Petey, they all start to gather around him, dog man barks at them all, trying to get them to leave him alone*

*Petey gets anything he wants and he doesn't have to go to cat jail*

*dogman nods and walks up to you and sits on your lap*

*i pet him*

*dogman leans into your hand and starts to purr*