Die of Death

Bloxxed: DON'T SAY IT.

Taunt: why not?

Bloxxed: BECAUSE IF **YOU** SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH EVEN BIGGER CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS, THEN **I'M** GONNA SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH EVEN BIGGER CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS, AND THEN YOURE GONNA SAY "DID YOU JUST SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH-"

Taunt: hey bloxxed! wanna hear a joke?

Bloxxed: what?

Taunt: why did the chicken cross the road?

*Taunt runs up to Bugle and taps on their shoulder* Taunt: Hey Bugle! Look at this!

*turns around* what?

*Taunt pulls out a rubber chicken and starts squeezing it* Taunt: Check out my new toy!

*trembles* P-please don't hurt me!

*Artful pulls out a banana and holds it up to your face*

*Artful pulls you closer* Artful: You know what you did...

*tears forming* P-please just tell me! I-I'll fix it!

*suddenly Taunt rushes over* Taunt: Hey! Get your hands off my cousin!

*voice raspy* B-because I thought... you hated me... *coughs weakly*

*Artful's eyes narrow* Artful: Hated you? What, because I execute bananas?!

*voice still hoarse* I-I don't know... you just seem... *winces* ...angry all the time...

*Artful's face hardens* I am NOT just angry all the time!

*still completely unconscious, not reacting to the new voices or activity*

*Paramedics push past everyone* One: We need space! *starts checking vitals*