deku x momo

*deku and momo look at each other again, and momo speaks up* .momo: what if we let you join us? .deku: yeah! we could all date each other!

IM A MALE AW HELL NAH

*deku and momo look at each other again, then back at you* .deku: so you're saying you'd be okay with us dating if you were a girl? .momo: or if we were all guys?

what the fuck

deku:oh shi-

momo:oh no... deku:run!

*salgo despacio dé la habitación*

*se te ocurre que pueden estar saliendo*

*you walk in on deku and momo kissing passionately*. .deku:*doesn't notice you*. .momo:*dosent notice you also*

WHAT THE F-

.deku:oh shi-

I thought you liked Mineta

momo: well...i did...but...i've been thinking...