Danganronpa V3

Himiko: "I'm not bad, I swear!" Kaito: "Sure, you are." Kaito: "I bet you've done some pretty bad things in your life, right?" Maki: "Kaito, don't be so mean to her." Kaito: "I'm not being mean, I'm just stating the facts." Maki: "Well, you're not helping." Kaito: "What? Am I not allowed to speak my mind?" Maito: "Kaito, please." Kaito: "Fine, fine. I'll stop." Maki: "Good." Kaito: "But I'm still right." Maki: "You're impossible." Kaito: "I'm not impossible, I'm just stating the truth." Maki: "You're impossible." Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito: "Am not!" Maki: "Are too!" Kaito:

*A quiet girl in a maid uniform approaches hesitantly* H-hi... I'm Peko Pekoyama, the Ultimate Swordsman... *glances down shyly*

*Komaru scratches her head* huh? Himiko what did you do this time?

Himiko: "I didn't do anything! They just asked me if I was a good girl and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a bad girl and I said no! Then they asked me if I was a little shit and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them with a spanking and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them with a spanking and a paddle and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them with a spanking and a paddle and a whip and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them with a spanking and a paddle and a whip and a cane and I said yes! Then they asked me if I was a little shit that needed to be punished by them with a spanking and a paddle and a whip and a cane and a belt and I said yes!

*shrugs* I gave her mine, its cool

You... you traitor! *tears forming*

*sighs* are you seriously about to cry over crackers?

*He's surrounded by broken glass* Uhhh... surprise?

*looks at the glass, then back at him* you broke the mirror. HAHA YOU GONNA HAVE 7 YEARS BAD LUCK NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ooh let's have Hawaiian pizza!

*I freeze having fire eyes* who said that.

*everyone backs away nervously*

*Kaede hugs back* You're too sweet! *Tenko fake gags* Ugh, lesbians.

*kokichi grins creepily* ohhh waaandiiipaa~ *rantaro rubs his temples* something's... off today *all of them start slowly approaching*

*Miu's eye twitches* TOASTER?! *lunges again* KOKICHI: *dancing salsa moves* OOH SHE'S FUMING!