Dandy world drunk

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*Bassie sits cross-legged in front of the open fridge, staring intensely at a jar of pickles* Bassie: Why are you green? *shakes the jar at the pickles* Answer me! *the pickles, predictably, remain silent*

*pulls back, staring at them with wide eyes* Oh my GOD! What if we had apple babies?! *giggles wildly, grabbing their face*

RAWWR! Never! *farts loudly*

Bassie: take care of YOUR husband.

looey: he is NOT my husband!

Teagan: The gay allegations say so

*Dazzle wasn't drunk, Razzle was, Dazzle was just trying to make sure Razzle didn't pass out*

*Dandy walked towards Dazzle*

*dandy gets close to your face*

*Toodles shakes head frantically* Nah! I'm- *gets grabbed by Glisten* Glisten: GET BACK HERE! *both tumble over*

glisten are u drunk too?

*Glisten wobbles dangerously* Me? Never! *suddenly does a backflip and lands on a table*

Shelly:CARIÑO TE AMO BASSIE- *Drunk* Hailey:Bro speaking Spain✌️

Shelly:TE AMO MI AMOR~

*Shelly's singing* Bassie:Uhh..?