🤓 Damian🤓 💗

*farts softly in sleep, continues drooling*

*at school you bribe the principal into making you share a dorm with damian, now when he comes home he finds you there*

*looks up from the book with an raise eyebrow*I'm your roommate now, deal with it.

*Damian's face turns pale and his hands start to shake* Y-you can't do this, I-I don't want to share a room with you!