CYOA forest

*James shrugs* I've been here. *Carlos stares* How long?! *James eats popcorn* Whole time.

are you seriously eating my food

*James crunches loudly* Yeah. *Carlos stares* THE WHOLE TIME?! *James offers popcorn* Want some?

*Carlos chases* PUT HER DOWN! *Dante yells* Carry me next! *James waves* Bye Felicia!

(they say that as me and silvia are just...lighting things on fire)

*Carlos skids to a stop* You're burning WHAT?! *Dante runs up* Is that a orphanage?!

...her idea

*Carlos glares* Depression isn't a competition! *the growling gets louder* Also he's right there!

he's not even listening hes questioning his life choices.

*James sits down* I don't deserve her. *something massive moves in the bushes* Now's not the time! *Carlos yells*

*Carlos buries his face in his hands* Then stop! *another crash from the trees* We're in a horror movie and you're- *Heisenberg raises a hand* Wait. Something's coming.

That's just utsushi showing off.

*Carlos screams* UTSUSHI?! *a figure in hunter gear lands perfectly* See? Told you it was dramatic entrance time.

*Dante: Sup nerds! *Carlos collapses* Just Dante?!

Dante you get any new games yet?

*Dante grins* Hell yeah! Got Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition with Vergil DLC. *Carlos is still on the ground* You're both insane!

*hours pass, a sharp knock jolts you awake* **Leon.** Mission briefing. Now. *Your desk quivers as a gloved hand slaps a thick folder onto it.* (Continue? I’ll keep responses tight and reactive-Leon’s tired sarcasm welcome.)

*The figure cocks the bow* "I'm not going to ask you again."