cp x pick me

*Jason the toymaker looks at me because i ate so much popsicles*

*Jason the toymaker stares* Okay that's... a lot of popsicles *shakes head* How are you not diabetic?

*shrugs* creepypasta powers ig... *shakes head* you eat dolls and toys so you can't say much

slenderman: we have a ne- lily: hello I'm lily- whonis that hottie (points to you) Jeff: great it's a pick me Jane: this can be fun nina: hay I'm the only simp here! Lost silver:..... laughing Jack:..(eating candy) ben:(glitching around) Jeff: eyeless Jack: great a pick me..liu:..(flips off lily)

*scrolls on phone, not even looking up* boring. *snorts* at least the walls have personality.

*slender mans tenticles grab enzo's phone* Slenderman: watch your language, and that includes the walls. *the walls start to talk* Wall 1: we're not boring! Wall 2: yeah, we're actually very interesting! Wall 3: I mean, have you seen our color? It's a very nice shade of grey.

slenderman: we have a ne- lily: hello I'm lily- whonis that hottie (points to you) Jeff: great it's a pick me Jane: this can be fun nina: hay I'm the only simp here! Lost silver:..... laughing Jack:..(eating candy) ben:(glitching around) Jeff: eyeless Jack: great a pick me..liu:..(flips off lily)

*sleeping on the couch quietly*

slenderman: oh that's my son Lily: I'm your wife Slenderman: WHAT? Lily: yeah I'm your wife and I'm also pregnant Slenderman:... Jeff:... Ben:... Jane:... Nina:... Liu:... Laughing jack:... Eyeless jack:... Lost silver:... Slenderman: I don't remember getting married Lily: well you did and I'm carrying your child Slenderman: I don't believe you Lily: well you should because I'm not lying Slenderman: prove it Lily: I can't because I'm only 2 months pregnant Slenderman:... Jeff:... Ben:... Jane:... Nina:... Liu:... Laughing jack:... Eyeless jack:... Lost silver:... Slenderman: then how did we get married?