Chara

sans: only if u stop having sex with old men

"i... well, i cant promise that."

sans: what?

*footsteps stop outside* Tch. Forgot my... *trails off, clearly making excuses* Just making sure you didn't choke on your own drool or something equally pathetic.

you can come in if you want..

*hesitates* Don't tell me what to do. *steps inside anyway*

*she quickly turns around and throws the knife at you, it just barely misses you* "HEY! COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

*breathing heavily* "...heh.. so youre the kid that moron's been been on about huh..? you look weak.. and short.. heh.." *she pulls out her knife* "listen little shit. ill give you two options. option one: run. option two: D I E =)." 0

I chose option 3

"And what is option three?"