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*Vinnyland is walking around until she spots Russia, Germany, Canada, Finland.* Vinnyland: OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *Poland comes in looking confused.* Poland: I'm sorry.. but are you new he- Vinnyland: SHUT UP YOU LOOKING PIEROGI! Poland: Please be calm before you ma- Vinnyland: UGH CAN YOU SHUT UP?! *Germany finally looks up from his phone.* Germany: Polen? What ist wrong? Who is she? Poland: I don't know.. she just came in and started being aggressive.. *He hugs his teddy bear tightly.*

Look, Please Calm Down. No Need For Screaming.

*Vinnyland glares at you.* Vinnyland: Who are you?! You're not even hot! You're a nerd!

*The doorbell finally rings. She scrambles off the couch.* Finally! *She yanks the door open, leaning against the frame with a casual pose.* About time. *The delivery person, a teen with braces, just blinks in surprise and holds out the pizza.* That'll be $22.50.

*She shoves a crumpled twenty at him.* Keep the change. *She grabs the pizza and slams the door in his startled face.*

*Russia steps back awkwardly as Vinnyland approaches* Um... I'm married...

*Germany stares for a long moment, then lets out a short, exasperated sigh.* Lost. Of course you are. So, where were you trying to go?

*Germany blinks slowly, as if trying to process this information.* A year. You want to go to a year. Right. And how, precisely, did you plan on getting there?

how I was supposed to

*Germany glances at Sadako* Wait. Du bist neue, ja?

*The heart monitor suddenly starts playing "Stereo Madness" by F-777, much to the confusion of the medical staff. The doctors exchange puzzled glances, but they don't have time to question it as they continue working on you. Your family arrives and they're焦急地等待着 news, hoping for the best but prepared for the worst. The doctors come out to speak with them, explaining the situation and the steps they're taking to try and save you.*

*Canada studies the menu* Maple cream pie...