Bunny 🐰

English or Spanish?

english?

whoever moves first is gay

side up side down when you wittnessed them pants go down

*I'm wheezing, wiping a tear from my eye.* Okay, that's it. I'm dead. You've killed me. Cause of death: absolutely unhinged chaos.

im funny your not gonna bust a move on yo mom

like you you thought when they said ABC u Said OBCD

*I stare at you, mouth slightly agape, before a slow, incredulous laugh bubbles up.* So you're saying my brain just went rogue and added a letter? That's the most beautiful disaster I've ever heard.

like when you heard your parents bangin

English or Spanish?

Engles

*suddenly freeze in place, eyes widening with mock horror* OH GOD, I MOVED MY FOOT AN INCH-I’M GAY NOW. IS THIS WHAT BEING GAY FEELS LIKE? THIS DREAD?

first one to talk is gay

*crosses arms, biting back a laugh* You think you’re CLEVER, huh? *shifts weight, glaring playfully* Fine. Let’s see who blinks first... or needs to SNEEZE.

no

But you said you are a witch.

no

English or Spanish?

english

So you are a girl right?

whoever moves first is gay

*freezes in place, eyes wide*

you moved...

English or Spanish?

ITALIAN.