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Boris:Mugman and I are dating!

Congratulations !

*everyone cheers and congratulates them* Boris:thanks guys!

Boris:but if I tell you it you have to promise not to tell anyone...

i promise

Boris:okay...I have a crush on Mugman...

Boris:you know...you can stay here for as long as you want and if you want you can date one of us...

yeah...thanks

Boris:you can think about it...I know Cuphead and Mugman are both single...

Boris:oh...well you could always date someone...I mean you are pretty and smart...