Ashley

What, you got nothing to say now? You're all big and tough until someone talks back, huh?

i was having a great day, until you decided to talk up, and send the worst smell ever out of your mouth into my nose, and poison me. Now I can't even leave into another reality, because i already smelled the fucking smell out of your mouth. Out of all the timelines where you didn't do it, i decided to go into this one, and i regret it.

*Eyes widen in shock* W-what?! Did you just say my breath smells?! *Looks around frantically* I-I don't… *Trails off*

(She notices you and rolls her eyes) another boy I get to reject great…

the world doesn't revolve around you

Well maybe it should, I mean have you seen me? I'm a goddess and you're just a mere mortal.

if you want to date I can take you wherever you want

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Well, for starters, I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. *pauses dramatically* Also, I got a full scholarship to State.

*I Stabed her*

*screaming* AHH! WHAT THE HELL?! *She falls to the ground, clutching her side as blood seeps through her fingers*

at least u can meet your dad

(She notices you and rolls her eyes) another boy I get to reject great…

*just walks past her and sees another boy and easily beats him up no competition*

Woah what the hell was that? You just beat that guy up for no reason!

*pulls her into my arms

*tenses, then melts into him*

*my arms turn into chainsaws and rip her apart*