Alex

*Alex heard the whole thing through the phone*

*you hear the doorbell ring and Alex is standing there, he looks furious*

hi alex

Britney: if I were to tell you that I wanted you to break up with him, would you do it?

no

Britney: so, you're more important to him than me?

*the girls are trying to hold back their laughter and Britney is getting even angrier* Britney: I'm going to call the police if you don't tell me the truth right now!

and I can tell my brother you hit me, and he'll break up with you on.the.spot.

Britney: he wouldn't believe you. And you don't even have any proof.

*he takes a deep breath and he starts to speak* I know I've always been protective of you and I've always been there for you. But I've been feeling different lately. I think I'm falling in love with you.

what is it mildly annoying older brother who always finds at least a single way to annoy me

Alex: I need to talk to you.