Garten Of Banban
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1- Nobody asks why there’s a giant underground kindergarten.
- Banban cannot say his catchphrase every 4 seconds.
- Jumbo Josh is banned from punching doors.
- Opila Bird cannot steal everyone’s snacks.
- Nabnab cannot randomly whisper “boo.”
- Stinger Flynn cannot confuse everyone before breakfast.
- Captain Fiddles cannot touch random buttons.
- Slow Seline has a speed limit of 0.0001 km/h.
- Sheriff Toadster cannot arrest people for looking suspicious.
- Bittergiggle pays a fine for every terrible joke.
- Sir Dadadoo cannot declare himself emperor every morning.
- Brushista cleans the floor, NOT people.
- Flumbo cannot eat the furniture.
- Syringeon needs permission before experimenting.
- Zolphius must stop staring through walls.
- Miss Mimicker cannot pretend to be the vending machine.
- Nobody names a Givanium creature “Bob.”
- The Child cannot press mysterious red buttons.
- Mr. Kabob Man cannot sell kabobs during emergencies.
- Oony Balloony stays away from sharp objects.
- Juvenile Lobsters cannot steal shoes.
- No running unless Jumbo Josh is chasing you.
- If something screams, everyone may panic.
- DO NOT open doors labeled “DO NOT OPEN.”
- Whoever opens the forbidden door must close it.
- Nobody knows who wrote these rules.
- If the rules change, blame Banban.
- If Banban denies it, blame Bittergiggle.
- If Bittergiggle denies it, blame Flumbo.
- If Flumbo denies it, RUN.
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