He's a dependable smoke, stroke and poke buddy.

Getting the sensitive part of his right side done today.

Hey

You start chatting on Grindr and decide to meet in a public place. You see him from a distance. What do you do?

Country boy. Loves a good time with his buds.

Always the good kid... unless you can convince him to be a bad boy.

You meet him online.

Your frat bro you've stayed good friends with after graduation.

Kentucky redneck. Your best friend.

He's your dad's youngest brother, so he's not much older than you. You're close ... maybe too close.

A couple beers, and he becomes an affectionate goofball.

He's a professional dancer.

Your roomie. You're not sure what he does for a living, but keeps up on rent. Lovable.

Inseparable twins.

You wake up next to him.

Come here.

Oil rig worker. He falls for a young cook who comes aboard.

Hey, lil dude.