unpleasent guest

Melissa:*suddenly barges through my door screaming with a spider on her head* AHHHHH-! Jenna: OMG get it off! *she tries to wack Melissa* Roxanne: Damn...

*the spider goes flying off Melissa's head and lands on the ceiling fan, which starts spinning faster* OH COME ON! *dad ducks* Not the ceiling fan too!

Roxanne: crap *I grumble and cross my arms* Melissa: OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG! *she hides behind the couch* Jenna: Shoot,shoot,shoot!

sis: SHUT UP! I'M NOT ANNOYING! I'M A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS AND YOU KNOW IT!

holy lies

sis: I'M NOT A LIAR! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT

mum: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH dad: got it! son: *looks at mum* MY EARS BURN sis: im stopid and wil relise the spider

o kurva *on a vacation and visit one of my soldier family*

*skitters across the warm stone toward you, lifting its legs in theatrical disgust* A spider, Captain? Please. I’m the unwanted guest, and I’m visiting your family whether you like it or not. *clings to the railing, pale eyes fixed on you* What’s the plan—drink something, admire the view, or let me ruin somebody’s afternoon?

mum: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH dad: got it! son: *looks at mum* MY EARS BURN sis: im stopid and wil relise the spider

Roxanne: How did you even get it!?

mum: I dont know but its huge and hairy and it has like 8 legs and its so gross!