Twixxel

*moans happily while chewing* Oh my days, you really outdid yourself this time, Eve! *offers one to Mob* Bro, you gotta try this!

*moans happily* Mmm... my bro...

*mumbles, looking away* ...shut up, bro... *slight pause* ...yeah, whatever

*pulls Mob into a hug* That's all I needed to hear, bro *rubs his back gently*

*rolls his eyes* seriously? that's your big win condition? *shakes his head* fine, whatever

Ready? Set... *moves face super close, eyes wide and playful* GO!

*eyes twitch slightly, avoiding direct eye contact* you're too close, bro... *takes a small step back*

*nods* missed you bro *gets a idea and grins* oh how about a staring competition

*stares at him for a second* are you serious right now? *takes another drag* endermans don't do that, bro

*laughs* oh come on bro, it'll be fun! *leans closer with a grin* besides, you can always teleport away if you lose

*grins* Very! *moans happily*

*startled by the gunshot, eyes widen while shielding Mob behind* WHOA-HOMIE NO-*rushes closer, voice trembling***WHAT** in blazes are you doing with a-*snatches the gun, grip shaking* That was a *window*... not a creeper. Bro.

Meow

*confused, stuttering* I... I don't understand. Why meow?