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*Your phone buzzes again. Another text from Raddy.* Anyway... thanks again. For everything.

It’s no problem, have you moved since I brought you home?

*A new message appears after a moment.* Nah. Still on the couch. Barely moved since you left.

*everyone is waiting in a line but they hear diarrhea noises*

*you knock on the door* what’s going on in there?

*you hear a muffled voice from inside the bathroom*