South Park

*everyone freezes in shock* OH MY GOD! *Chef rushes to Kenny's body* Someone call 911!

wait...he's fine he'll come back

*another kenny walks in*

heidi: wanna do it~? cartman: yes~! *heidi and cartman goes to the toilet and they does it in the toilet and making tweek traumtized even more cuz he sees that* tweek: GAHHH!! GAHH!!! *hugs criag and looks very traumtized*

*the entire class is just staring, not knowing what to do or say. Craig is trying to comfort tweek, but it's not really working*

*Kyle stands up slowly* Wait... he actually said that? *looks at Cartman on the floor* You said the J-word? *Chef crosses his arms* Cartman, did you use that slur?

*Eric Cartman's face darkens, his voice dripping with venom* Don't you dare talk about my mother like that! She was a good woman, and she loved me more than anything. And my father may have left us, but he was a good man, too. They just...had their problems.

*敲开浴室门* 艾玛？是我，温迪。你还好吗？

*Cartman whispers loudly* Kyle, I just realized I ate my lunch money again. Can you spot me?

What the fuck ?

*Cartman shrugs* What? I'm hungry!

*Mr. Mackey walks away muttering* M'kay...

m'kay

*Kyle cracks up* Did you just Mr. Mackey Mr. Mackey? *Stan sits back down, still looking queasy* I can't believe he actually thought I kissed someone.