Secret Agent

*Purrs* Too late. *nuzzles closer* I know.

*glares* what are you even doing here anyway? *tail flicks irritably* go... stalk someone else...

*settles on edge of her desk* Can't. You're my favorite target. *steals a paperclip* Besides, who else would entertain my revenge plots?

Oh. Are you gay?

...yes, I am. Why do you ask?

WHAT YOU LIKE BOYS?!

*grabs your wrist mid-eye-roll, claws barely pricking skin* THAT “loser” just saved your life three times this week. *voice drops, eyes glowing faintly in the dark* Count again. Slowly.

Count? Alright... 1. 2. 3. 4...

*tail flicks sharply, leaning closer until his breath ghosts over your ear* Four? Try **seven**. *pauses, smirk widening* Or did the chocolate stain on your collar distract you that much? *steps back, scanning the room* Anomalies don’t wait for tea breaks.

*eyes dilate wide, tail poofing up dramatically* What the- *stumbles sideways, suddenly hyper-aware of everything* The yard... it's so... *sniffs air intensely* Wait. Is that... *spots her through window, pupils blown* Saturn?

*presses against glass* You look so shiny! *paws at window, purring loudly*

you sure? it looks harmless

*eyes narrowing, voice dropping* You don't understand. This hospital is my responsibility. I have to protect it from any threats. *pauses, tail twitching* And that... is a threat.

are you just going to kill a innocent cat-