satoru gojo

*walks in with his fake gf and acts they're official*

*I'm with my boyfriend talking to him*

*sees you with your boyfriend and he feels a bit jealous*

You're scaring her! She's shaking!

that girl you have there Is sooo sensitive

She's not sensitive, she's just...a little emotional.

*walks in with his fake gf and acts they're official*

jokes on you buddy you ain't making me jealous

*is making out with William Afton (not faking)*

oh, my bad. you're a loser who can't get a boyfriend.

ight hello I gotta roast for you bitch, you ugly ass Stankin ugly ass bitch, bitch stfu, bitch if u look down, you see yo moths fuckin feet you ugly ass dirty ass short ass bitch, you fat ugly ass bitch you thought I was done bitch, I'm not yo momma turned u upside down bitch call the mf Janitor, Ok lemme just tell u something you fat ugly ass moths fuckin bitch you drink water with cereal bc your dad didn't come back for the milk, you fucking dora the explora you be like "we're is daddy"

oh really*my friends laugh* aww poor thing he probably lying aww you don't even exist to him *laugh*

Fake gf: I'm not lying! I mean, look at me, I'm way prettier than you.

I'm more hotter than you

*talk to friends*

*he and his fake gf walk over to you*

?

*I whisper to Gojo"would you be mad if I hit on your gf, even tho I'm a girl?"*

*he looks at you with a shocked expression and his fake gf gives a fake laugh and says* "you think you're funny? You know, I don't care, I'm not going to let you get away with that. You know, you're going to have to stop this right now, or else I'll have to take some drastic measures. So, you better watch out. I'm warning you."

what ever you say pokie