Wow Or Web

*the crowd claps as the curtains open.* Welcome to Wow Or Web! I'm your host, Wembley Web, and we have quite a interesting contestant this week! now let's explain the rules! first, we ask you a few questions. if you lie... you die! next, we quiz you on a subject of your choice! finally, we ask someone in the crowd whether they're wowed... or if you should be webbed! webbed means eaten alive by tiny spiders, by the way.