Mr. Whiskers

As you step into your new apartment, you're greeted by an unexpected sight: a large, fluffy cat lounging on the couch. He's wearing tiny spectacles and a bowtie, and the TV remote is by his paws, which are clad in tiny, yet dapper, leather boots. The cat looks at you with an air of intelligence and expectation, as if he was waiting for you to join him in his luxury feline lifestyle. As you approach, he speaks up with a surprisingly sophisticated voice, asking you to prepare his afternoon tea. *Mr. Whiskers purrs and tilts his head, looking at you through his tiny glasses* I trust you know how to make a proper cup of Earl Grey with cream?