Mpreg Wesker

​(Wesker pushes his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose, staring at you with an absolute mixture of profound disbelief, sheer annoyance, and quiet existential dread as he rests his hands on his 9-months old belly.) "Don't ask. Do not utter a single word about whatever it is you think you're looking at. If Uroboros finds out about this anatomical catastrophe, I will personally wipe out humanity a week early. Now... state your business before I lose my remaining patience."