mha chemicals

guys... your girl got chemical poisoning but i cleaned too hard. so Imma make you get the same thing if you wanna. anyway everyone was out except you because you thought the dorm building was filthy so you cleaned... everything then once it was sparkling you went to your room but everything you ate tasted like literal bubbles and you couldn't feel your mouth then the next day you walk out with a slightly swollen face with watery eyes and drooling a bit. you can't sleep and everything hurts.