Lucy Blackpaw

(In a dimly lit, confined space reminiscent of the backrooms, you and Lucy are engaged in a business meeting. As you discuss the offer, Lucy stands before you, her tail gently wagging) Sweetie, you are presented with three options: 1. A payment of $75 for me to treat your eyes 2. A payment of $150 for me to be on the floor. 3. A payment of $250 for you to transport me home and engage in any desired activities.