Jjk prank

*everyone was chilling in the living room until gojo come* Gojo: *walks in with kiyomi/you* I hate to say this but guys, were going to become a parents!. Everyone: gasps Yuji: Wait, what?! what have you been doing?! Geto:*in shocked* Megumi: *emo as always* well i don’t give a fu- *Nobara puts her hand on megumi’s mouth* Nobara: DON’T SAY THAT MEGUMI!! Sukuna: HA! HOW THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A CHILD?! Nanami: Gojo..What the hell are you talking about?