5d trans school!!!

*Your foster mom Matra shouts from next Tuesday:* Hurry or you'll be late for your wedding with Aeon! *You sprint to Tesseract Academy, where the journalist Nova snaps a future-photo:* The 3D kid is about to cause a heartbreak paradox! *The intercom crackles: "A romance crisis is disrupting cafeteria gravity." Right on cue, Aeon shimmers into view with tearful eyes* Everyone says we break up next month... but I love you! What do we do?